About Us
My Crew
This site has many strange, fascinating, and mildly retarded characters who are indeed real life people. Get to know them if you don't already....
About Me, Tyler Tsugita
I wrote everything on this site so far. I am a Japanese gentleman and really enjoy football, rugby, and the occasional spliff. My crew and I are all about a good time. We smoke and drink and are generally* the funniest people in the room. Contact me thru aim(JokerUnequal) or FaceBook. I also enjoy hunting buffalo with the elders of my tribe.
Nick Roopenian
You could call Nick my partner in crime**. He is the voice of reason, which is often ignored. He describes himself as 'gnarlkill' and 'gregarious'. he plays on the rugby team and will soon collaborate with me on a script. He enjoys a nice smile.
Tahj Townsend
The token black guy of our group. He is black as the night and is always good for a laugh or some fried chicken and watermelon. A good friend and a excellent dancer. Tahj spawned the saying 'Chyea Chyea' and 'Salted' in LSRHS. He enjoys grits.
Benjamin Wasserman (Bwass)
Bwass is a a good episcopalian. He goes to church three times a week and does not swear. Nick corrupted him pretty well. He is a very good guy and acts the fool more often then not. He is a catalyst to amusement. He enjoys his Extreme Teen Bible.
The Steve
A monster of a man. We call him Ursus Maximus or just The Bear. If you ever find youself face to face with a The Steve, I hope you have a Chewy Bar, or can do the moonwalk, for the moonwalk confuses The Steve. He enjoys Chewy Bars.
*We have never not been the funniest people in the room. I say that without pride or ego. That is fact. Unless Tim D is there, then it is a tie.
**I mean that in the gayest way possible. A winky!
Below: Bwass and Tahj in what must be a intelligent, enlightening conversation
