The Chronicles of Gloucester '06

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The Night Before

It is 11.40 at night and I must pack for the trip.  I put my industrial size jar of Anal Lube into my bag, next goes my roofies, my condoms, my home douche kits, my mouth condoms, and finally my dildo who is aptly named 'Rambone'.  This will be one trip Bwass will not soon forget. 

I looked at my twin Desert Eagles .50s.  Do I bring them?  How many men have died by their steely wings? How many more would?  I quickly rapped them in my sleeping bag.  I sighed deeply. What were the odds Bwass or Tahj would get us into a situation where the twins would have to come out and make some noise?  I put my 2 extra clips in the bag. 

Tahj, Nick, and Bwass* are all at nicks house packing and preparing for the trip.  Tahj told me he quote 'Did not have a bathing suit, but did have jeans, yo', which is what one would expect from him.  Bwass already told his family we were in Glouster. A lie. A pointless lie.  It did however result in this funny convo "Oh hey mom, yea were here, its nice, oh raining? i dunno, maybe they got it wrong on the weather, its ok here.  yea i am.  oh what? did she? yes the tent is fine.  Glouster is good. yea its crappy weather here. goodnight, I love you".

In our next episode, our heroes embark on a *gasp* two hour car ride. and *gasp* stop for McDonalds!

 *from here on Bwas will be known as Douchey McVagCleaner

"And so we went, we went to Glouster, yep"