My Open Letter to the LS Administration

I don’t know about you,  but I am so fucking sick to my stomach over the funding decisions of our athletic department.  For those of you not from Lincoln Sudbury, for 4 years our football team has not had a home game-we had our first this previous season- and now we are without bleachers.  Yet, we have nice turf fields for soccer and lacrosse, along with renovated baseball fields.  WHAT THE FUCK!  Football is the premier high school sport.  I know we don’t live in Texas and this isn’t the 74 Titans who overcame racisms with the help of Denzel Washington, but we are still a high school.  High school football is the high school sport.  How many fans turn out for soccer games?  How man for lacrosse?  Every other sport can blow my bent cock ( ping pong accident).  It is time for use to commit to our football team.  Some people say that the footballers don’t deserve nice stuff because our records in the past three years have been passable at best.  Guess what, we were 24-7, all away games.  No other team can say that at LS. 

So what is it going to take?  Do you need us to overcome racism?  Because I will start calling Mark Collins a fucking mick and then later lock hands with him and scream “STRONG SIIIIIIDEEEEEEE” if that will get us bleachers.  We have the money, we have the means.  I don’t know. Am I missing something?  Does not football provide the most fans and the most money for our school?  Is it not the most violent and therefore best sport in all of high schooldom?  If you have to, get rid of the girls sports.  Get rid of science. I don’t care what it takes, just get our fans some goddamn bleachers.

Below: These guys, we are not.